Ok, I promise this is the last Sheen related post today. But this guy is nuts, you’ve just got to hear some of the insanity that comes out of him. If you’ve missed any of his interviews, these quotes pretty much sum it up.

“I am on a drug. It’s called Charlie Sheen. It’s not available. If you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.” 

“I probably took more than anybody could survive. … I was bangin’ seven-gram rocks and finishing them because that’s how I roll, because I have one speed, one gear. … I’m different. I have a different constitution, I have a different brain, I have a different heart. I got tiger blood, man. Dying’s for fools, dying’s for amateurs.” 

“It’s perfect. It’s awesome. Every day is just filled with just wins. All we do is put wins in the record books. We win so radically in our underwear before our first cup of coffee, it’s scary. People say it’s lonely at the top, but I sure like the view.”

“You can’t process me with a normal brain!”

“I’m tired of pretending I’m not special, like I’m not some bitchin’ rockstar from Mars.”

“Defeat is not an option. CBS picked a fight with a warlock.”

“I have a disease? Bullshit. I cured it with my brain.”

“It’s just strafing runs in my underwear before my first cup of coffee, because I don’t have time for these clowns.”

“Most of the time, and this includes naps, I’m an F18 bro, and I will destroy you in the air and deploy my ordnance to the ground. There’s a new sheriff in town and he has an army of assassins.”

“The run I was on made Sinatra, Flynn, Jagger, Richards, all of them look like droopy-eyed armless children.”

“I wish him nothing but pain in his silly travels especially if they wind up in my octagon. Clearly I have defeated this earthworm with my words — imagine what I would have done with my fire breathing fists.

“I will not believe that if I do something then I have to follow a certain path because it was written for normal people. People who aren’t special. People who don’t have tiger blood and Adonis DNA.”